Monday 2 September 2013

The game on the 31st August 2013

This turned out to be another fantastic day. 370 teams did battle in the Extra Preliminary Round and now 320 teams battle in the Preliminary Round.  


The day's blog helper/driver/sandwich maker was Frazer Sanderson (Sandy). He arrived and we set off on our journey to the game which was 40 miles and 51 minutes from my house (according to my phone’s Navigation system). The weather was pleasant and sunny and we listened to Daft Punk mixed with general chit chat about football and Gareth Bale’s move to Real Madrid. The BBC news had an article on how Tottenham were CONSIDERING fining Bale for failing to come to training.  I wondered how much the average person would be ‘fined’ if they didn’t turn up for work. The journey was fast and sunny despite my Sat Nav’s strange ploy of seeming to take us off the M60 and then back onto the M60 (?). 

The ground and complex was impressive for non-league football. There was a cricket pitch with a pavilion, a full athletics track, a practice football pitch for the Curzon Ashton squad (presumably) and a fairly large stadium – we’d arrived at Tameside.


The Statue above is outside Tameside Stadium.


The Statue Plaque explains that the three figures are World Cup winners that were born in the local area.  


Another Plaque on the Tameside Stadium wall explains that the world’s first black professional footballer also played in the area in the 1890s.

The day’s weather was excellent for football (Temp 16 degrees and partly sunny). It was £7.50 to enter the ground and we visited a neat little bar for two pints of bitter (£2.50 each, which is 10p more expensive than Brocstedes Park prices).  The match program cost £1.60 and we walked to sit with the away fans on the sunny side of Tameside Stadium. 

Sandy had brought a picnic and as the match kicked off our own little game started – it was:-

Sandy homemade sandwiches Vs Sainsbury’s Deli Delights.

This turned out to be a no contest.  Sandy Sandwiches started with a solid keeper covered in cling film wrap. They had a tight back four of excellent brown bread (top and bottom), humus, and cream cheese.   In midfield they had spring onion and lettuce and the real firepower came up front with a duel combo of ham and actual cheese – this taste sensation dominated the Deli Delights. 

The Delights were weary, lacklustre and seemed to be short of any real taste or effort.  Panang chicken bites and chicken satey were far removed from any actual chickens and without the peanut sauce they didn’t bother the Sandy Sandwiches tight defence. The vegetable spring rolls showed promise but the effort of chewing far outweighed any flavour. The Thai Sweet Chilli nuts came on as substitutes and really tested the Sandwiches, but it was too little too late.

As for the other contest (the actual football), Curzon Ashton seemed to dominate from the start.  Curzon scored the first goal within the first ten minutes and Ashton Athletic spent most of the game pinned in their own half.  They struggled to get the ball off Curzon who seemed faster, fitter and better organised.  The crowd was quiet, it was a big open stand and the fans were spread apart so I could not hear any conversations.  The Curzon centre back was vocal with his shouts of ‘work rate all over’ and ‘two touches all over’ and ‘let’s get the basics right.’ 4–0 was a fair result for the game and it seemed that Curzon Ashton were simply a division and a class higher than the visiting Ashton Athletic.     

2 teas at half time were £1 each.

It was another small crowd of 101 fans and the Tameside Stadium seemed empty.

I will be saying goodbye to Brocstedes Park for 2013/14. 

The more astute of you may be wondering about my unofficial photographer from the first game Bev Rogerson.  She has an old camera and is struggling to get the unofficial photos off it without a special connection – we will get to see them at some point.

Excellent Geeky Stats time:-

RIP Stadiums and teams from The Giant Killing Adventure - 31st August 2013

RIP Team
RIP Stadium
St Helens Town
Brocstedes Park
Ashton Athletic
Brocstedes Park

The Giant Killing Adventure number of fans – 31st August 2013

Team
Stadium
Round
Fans
Curzon Ashton
Tameside Stadium
Preliminary
101
St Helens Town
Brocstedes Park
Extra Preliminary
71
Ashton Athletic
Brocstedes Park
Extra Preliminary
58

The Giant Killing Adventure League table for FA prize money – 31st August 2013

Team
Prize money/Round
Total Winnings
Curzon Ashton
£1925 Preliminary Round
£1925
Ashton Athletic
£1500 Extra Preliminary Round
£1500

In the Extra Preliminary Round the FA paid out £277,500 in prize money (185 winners). In the Preliminary Round a total of £308,000 has been paid out in prize money (160 winners).

The Giant Killing Adventure Program Price league table (cheapest first) – 31st August 2013

Team
Program Cost
Curzon Ashton 31st August
£1.60
St Helens Town 17th August
£2.00

The Giant Killing Adventure Top 10 Leading Goal Scorers – 31st August 2013

Chris McDonagh         2 (Curzon Ashton)
Adam Gilchrist            2 (Ashton Athletic) 
Ryan Brooke                1 (Curzon Ashton)
Matt Warburton          1 (Curzon Ashton)
Neil Weaver                1 (St Helens Town)
Greg Harrison             1 (St Helens Town)
Nathan Ward              1 (Ashton Athletic)

The Giant Killing Adventure League table – 31st August 2013

Team
Won
Drawn
Goals For
Goals Against
GD
Points
Ashton Athletic
1
1
3
6
-3
4
Curzon Ashton
1
0
4
0
4
3
St Helens Town
0
1
2
3
-1
1

So far the giant killing adventure has reported on 270 minutes of football, £35 on the turnstiles, 230 fans, 9 goals, 3 pints of bitter (£7.40), 5 £1 cups of tea, 1 ham and pease pudding stottie, 2 £16.50 Lobsters, 4 2-4-1 cocktails, 1 City Break, 1 Sandy picnic battle and the journey has travelled 36 miles from the FA Cup’s current home in Wigan.

Curzon Ashton has drawn an away tie at Marine FC in the 1st Qualifying Round of the 2013/14 FA Cup.  Join me again to learn more about the next round and more about Marine FC.  The match is currently due to be played on Saturday 14th September 2013...


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