Sunday 26 November 2017

Well, Saturday’s day was what can only be described as a cracker, or even a sizzler – despite the cold weather. On the itinerary provided by the wonderful University of Cumbria our first port of call was to get to the ground for our 12.15 tour of the stadium. This was an 88.1 mile journey and according to a well know computer map system it was going to take 1 hour and 38 minutes. We decided to set off at 10am and try and to fit in a trip to Tebay Services on the M6 (featured previously in the 4th qualifying round as Workington played Stourbridge when blog guest Frasier Sanderson drove up on 27th October, 2013). The weather in Preston was horrendous as heavy rain and cold weather suggested that heading further North was nothing but a bad idea.  However, the further North we travelled, the nicer it got and some lovely snow topped scenery in this beautiful part of the country enhanced our pleasant journey.



 We arrived at around 12.10 midday and drove into the stadium car park.


 From left to right above Tim Webster, Russell Hogarth and Adam Webster.  I am behind the camera.



It would appear that we had driven to the supporters end and we had to walk all the way around the stadium to get the main reception and ground tour.



As we walked around on to the street, we passed the club shop and statue of Hughie Mcllmoyle, who had 77 appearances for Carlisle United between 1962 and 1965. He scored 44 goals for the club. 





Brunton Park main entrance – I apologise for the shaky camerawork…


We somehow joined the stadium tour and ended up in the Home Dressing room.


It was hear that I noticed the secret to Carlisle’s recent success - Jaffa cakes and Wine Gums. 


We entered the away dressing room to a slight smell of sweat and we were informed that their shower facilities included an old style giant bath for all the players.




The tour took us through the tunnel and onto the pitch.


As we entered the pitch one thought came into my mind ‘wow, this is amazing,’ and as I thought it, the 10 year boy next to me said it aloud. I suppose there is a young child inside all of us and it was great to connect to my former self.

  


 However, as you can see – this was amazing and the pitch looked incredible.  I wanted to go and lie on it, but perhaps that would not have been a great idea as there is no working undersoil heating at Carlisle. This fantastic surface was down to the great ground staff that mow the surface every day and the incredible work of pump Desmond (it took away all the surface water from Thursday’s flooding). Michael Knighton built the stand in his brief stint as club owner in the 1990s.




We got to sit on the bench that was designed for Kenny Baker. I think that players must have been a lot smaller in the olden days – either that or they had incredibly flexible spines.



We managed to straighten backup and move to Foxy’s Restaurant for part two of our itinerary list. 



It was here that we were given our match tickets and game programme.  Most exciting news was that it was a free bar!



Food options were either a Steak Pie and Potatoes or Chilli and Rice.  Blog guest Tim Webster had three helpings….


And I continued with the free drinks… A former player gave a speech about his hatred of Michael Kington and then we moved to the pitch – ready for kick off.

  

Our view was slightly restricted by the giant pillar but that is the magic of old school football stadia. 



This was an ‘interesting’ turn of events before kick-off and once again I apologise for the shacky camera work.  In the centre of the pitch is a taxidermined fox know as Olga. She is brought out before kick-off in all home games and this tradition dates back to the 1950s and represents Cumbrian huntsman John Peel.



Above are pictures of Foxy and Olga.

The game itself was entertaining and in the balance as Carlisle seemed to have the bulk of the possession and chances but they did look vulnerable to Morecambe’s counter attack on various occasions.  As the Cumbria University Cheerleaders started to arrive in the opposite stand around 5 minutes before half time, I felt sorry for them in thier skimpy outfits – it was not the warmest of days.  However us VIPs rushed back to foxes for our pre-ordered half time drinks.  I had mini cakes and two free pints waiting for me, but only managed to neck one pint before heading back to the stand for the second half.  By the time our Prawn Sandwich Brigade got back to our seats it was already 1-0 to Carlisle – we had missed the goal.

Morecambe seemed to have much more possession in the 2nd half and equalised. With around 10 minutes to go they got a penalty and the loudest cheer of the day was when penalty taker Adam Campbell hit the cross bar and the game finished 1-1.  I had predicted 4–1to Carlisle so this proves that I know nothing!


    
We headed back into Foxy’s Restaurant for the final part of the itinerary list - Man of the Match awards and prize giving. Before kick off the VIPs had been given the opportunity to guess the First Goal Score, the Attendance and the Man of the Match. 

Nobody got the attendance or the first goal scorer correct, so a random draw took palce and blog guest Tim Webster went and won himself a Carlisle United Shirt.




                                                                                                                              
Next came the Man of the Match award and once again Tim Webster won himself a crate of Heineken Beer presented by Man of the Match Kelvin Etuhu.



After all these awards and VIP treatments, we set off back to Preston after a thoroughly enjoyable day. I need to once again thank Cumbria University for their VIP invite and congratulate them on their 10-year anniversary.  Thank you to Foxy’s for all the free food and beer and thanks to Adam for driving. Thanks to Russell and Tim for their blog guest appearances.

This whole day cost me £10….. £5 for a half time raffle and £5 for petrol.  By far the cheapest ever outing for the Giant Killing Adventure and I hope you all enjoyed this one off VIP special…

However, there is no such thing as VIPS, just Ps…

Take Care, Nigel.   













































































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Friday 24 November 2017

The Giant Killing Adventure is back, by popular demand for a VIP one off special. By popular demand I mean, myself. How have we been tempted back into this life of travel and adventure you may be thinking?  Well it is because Cumbria University has invited us for a VIP day out and of course, we could not say no…. this is no FA cup game.  This is a league game and a local derby that should bring all the intensity, pace and excitement of English football right to your computer.

Returning to your blog will be Tim Webster, who you may remember from the 2014 FA Cup Final between Arsenal and Hull City, but his first appearance was in 2013 for the thrilling 0-0 draw between Curzon Ashton and Lancaster City.  On that day, he did a lot of talk about the virtues of Walkers ready salted crisps.

Also returning is driver and blog favorite Adam Webster, Tim’s brother, who joined the Giant killing Adventure for the 2014 FA Cup Semifinal between Arsenal and Wigan.  On that day, blog favorite and troublemaker Lee Topping nearly had a fight with two Arsenal fans, but we do not talk about that. Adam Webster kindly drove all the way to Wembley and back and he is in the driving seat again on Saturday 25th November, 2017.

Brand new to the Giant Killing Adventure will be University of Central Lancashire’s (UCLan) Honorary Fellow and Community Ambassador Russell Hogarth.  He is the real reason that we have been invited as VIPs, but he knows nothing about football… or sport in general (unless you count Motorsports). When Russell asked me how he should dress for the game, I told him to wear a suit, a flat cap and to bring a football rattle – I hope he knows I was joking.   

I would like to thank Cumbria University for their wonderful invite and provide you readers with a little history. The University of Cumbria has its main headquarters in Carlisle.  It was established in 2007 following the merger of St Martins College, the Cumbria institute and Cumbrian campuses of UCLan.  The University is sponsoring the match on Saturday 25th November, 2017 as it celebrates its 10 year anniversary and they will also be providing cheerleaders for the half time show!

I haven’t even told you what game we’re watching…. Well, drum roll please… it is…. Carlisle United vs Morecambe.


                     




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Carlisle is an 88.1-mile trip from our base at the University of Central Lancashire. See below…


Carlisle is the top end of England and 10 miles south of the Scottish border.  It is the largest settlement in the county of Cumbria and has a population of over 100,000 living in the wider area.  Originally, Carlisle was a Roman settlement, established to serve the forts of Hadrian’s Wall and was always an important military stronghold through the middle ages.  Textile manufacture during the industrial revolution transformed Carlisle along with it having an important railway connection to the North and South.

We are heading to Brunton Park:-



Carlisle United was formed on 17th May 1904 and they are a professional association football club playing in League Two, the forth tier of the English Football League System. Morecambe were only promoted into the Football League in 2007 and they are nicknamed the shrimps.

In the half way part of this season the shrimps are perched in 22nd place, with 18 points from 19 games. Carlisle on the other hand are sitting mid table (in 12th) with 26 points.  With better league form and home field advantage Carlisle should be favorites for this game – the Shrimps are yet to register a win at Brunton Park but you never know what will happen when it is a derby game. 

This game has the added excitement of a very watery pitch.



From initially looking at these pictures, I thought that the club has either left it’s flood lights on by accident or was trying to win the football pools ~.  However, apparently it was due to heavy rainfall.



At one point, the wet pitch was going to encourage too much diving ~ so the ground staff have done an amazing job and managed to drain the pitch in time for tomorrow’s game.

I am very excited about this encounter and cannot wait. Here is the itinerary I have received from Cumbria University.  

You will be one of 35 VIP guests attending with Professor Julie Mennell and Sandra Booth.  A 2 course hot buffet will be served pre-match in Foxy’s Restaurant.  Your match tickets for the main west stand, team sheet and match day programme will be given to you on the day.

There will be an optional tour of the Brunton Park ground available, if you would like to participate please meet at the main reception at 12.15pm.  Alternatively, if you would prefer not to take part in the ground tour please arrive at Foxy’s Restaurant at 1pm.

Itinerary

12.15pm      Meet at main reception for the ground tour (optional)

1pm             Arrive at Foxy’s restaurant

2pm             Food will be served in the Restaurant

2.15pm     Presentations to sponsors and Q & A Session with current or former CUFC player

3pm             Kick off

3.45pm        Half Time – back to restaurant for pre-ordered half time drinks

4.45pm        Game finishes - back into restaurant for match day competitions and man of the match presentations.

What is not to like and did I mention the Cheerleaders!  So, one sleep to go and we’ll be back with you tomorrow. 

~ ‘jokes’ proved by Tim Webster.  The Floodlights ‘joke’ was my own and I did chuckle in the office. Life is so much easier when you can amuse yourself!!!